No nonsense. No corporate waffle. Just the raw, unfiltered truth about what the most based student community on the planet actually does.
↓ Scroll or lose. Either way, chaos awaits.
01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. • 01 — THE CLOCK. YOUR LIFE IS LEAVING. •
Global hours wasted in boring lectures today
0
...and counting. Every second.
That's your future ticking away.
Every hour in a lecture about theory you'll forget in 3 weeks is an hour you didn't ship. No cap.
02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. • 02 — NPC TO CHAD. DRAG THE SLIDER. •
← NPCCHAD →
Drag
WELCOME TO B.TECH
Please attend 75% of classes to be eligible for examination.
DON'T ATTEND COLLEGE.
Build your SaaS. Ship daily. Get your first paying user.
Drag left for the NPC life. Drag right for the Chad life.
03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. • 03 — YOUR ROI ROAST. DO NOT PROCEED IF FRAGILE. •
Roast
my degree.
CGPA Target7.5
Hours per week in lectures25h
Assignments copied (%)60%
04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. • 04 — SACRIFICE TERMINAL. FOUNDER MODE OR NPC. •
The real cost of being a founder.
FOUNDER_TERMINAL.exe
// You cannot unlock the apply button until you sacrifice ALL of these.
05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. • 05 — ROAST MY TECH STACK. ENTER IF YOU DARE. •
Roast my tech stack.
WARPSTACK — Judgment Engine
WARPX TERMINAL v2.0.26
Initializing roast engine...
>> Type your tech stack below.
// Try: "Next.js AI" vs "HTML CSS PHP"
06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. • 06 — THE SYLLABUS SHREDDER. BOOM. •
Shred the syllabus.
B.Tech Semester IV Syllabus — 2004 Edition
Unit 1: Introduction to Data Structures (again)
Unit 2: Theory of Computation (memorize formula)
Unit 3: Database Management — Draw E-R Diagrams
Unit 4: Operating Systems (answer: "It depends")
Unit 5: Software Engineering (make Gantt chart, score marks)
Approved by the Board. Unchanged since 2004. Have fun.
Your startup's production server crashes at 2 AM before a demo.
A: Email your professor for extra credit
B: Push the hotfix. No sleep, no mercy.
08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. • 08 — AI COPILOT IS TYPING YOUR ACTUAL FUTURE. •
Your code. Corrected by AI.
todo.js — WARPX CLUB AI Copilot
// === YOUR COLLEGE TODO LIST (BEFORE WARPX CLUB) ===
1// TODO: study for finals
2// TODO: grind DSA for placement
3// TODO: attend 75% lectures to pass
09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. • 09 — FINAL BOSS. APPLY OR STAY COOKED. •
APPLY APPLY APPLY
APPLY APPLY APPLY
APPLY APPLY APPLY
APPLY APPLY APPLY
FINAL BOSS UNLOCKED
NO MORE EXCUSES.
You just saw the whole picture. The wasted hours. The cooked stack. The NPC choices. Now what?
